Founded with a singular vision:

Make things that we like; the rest will follow.

Unfortunate Industries strives every day to ensure that our products bring you the dose of reality and levity you need each day to keep yourself from drowning your children in the bathtub and running off to Rio de Janerio with Rich from accounting. We have worked leisurely since 2017 to give you this gift and we plan to do it every day until the planet bursts into flames or we make enough money and decide to quit.