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Find your perfect Unfortune!

Unfortunate Classic

All your favorite Unfortunes in one collection!

Near-Movie Quotes

Just try and sue me Disney, I dare you!

Unfortunate XXX

Because nothing is better than intimacy and a full stomach!

UnfortunateĀ 

& Proud

Show you care without meaningfully contributing to helping the issue!

Unfortunate Conspiracy

Hey, Republicans buy cookies, too!

Unfortunate Incorrect Trivia

We live in a post-truth era, so make your own!

Unfortunate You

Our latest creation at Unfortunate Industries. You know your own misery, so why not indulge in a custom box?